Legendary Pup Goes Out to Do His Business, Ends Up Doing a Whole Lot More.

So this story went viral this morning. Apparently the dog above went out for his morning wee yesterday and while lifting his hind leg he stumbled upon a pound of high-grade marijuana. That's right, some idiot dropped a FULL POUND of that fire dank-ish KUSH. The dog was loyal enough to not smoke the lot and brought it back to his owner, who then decided to go full narc and betray his four-legged and presumably only friend (no man with real human friends gives up a free pound of weed) by calling the police to deal with the situation. I wouldn't even call this a situation, more like a lack thereof. If I came across a pound of weed today all my "situations" would be solved, I wouldn't be making any new ones. But enough about me, WHAT is going through this guy's head at this moment?! I understand if you're not a fan of smoking marijuana, but when you come across a freaking gold mine like this guy did, it's borderline an actual crime to not take advantage of the situation. The story said most of this stuff was high-grade. A pound of high-grade mary jane sells for as much as 6K in New York. That's A LOT of money for something your dog found on the side of the street, too much in my opinion to just give it all away to the boys in blue. Even if you don't want to sell it, cause that sort of thing is illegal I'm pretty sure still, how do you not know somebody in 2016 who would owe you a lifetime of favors if you gave them a free pound pound of that FIRE. The year could be 2040 and you could look over at your buddy on his deathbed and tell him to grab you a cold one because of that free pound you gave him back in '16. Dude needs to get his brain checked and he needed it checked yesterday.