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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Raccoon gets merked by groundskeeper at Yankees camp



MURDER!!! Get the rabies away from A-Rod!!

Long story short the raccoon got speared off of the top of the netting behind home plate at George Steinbrenner Field. Then it somehow survived the fall because I guess coons are in the same family as cats maybe? Not really sure, just as long as A-Rod is okay we're all good here. 

On a serious note, aren't raccoons nocturnal animals and if you see one during the day it most likely has rabies? Get that away from our multi-million dollar players, like can you imagine if it got CC? Guy already has enough on his plate right now, plus that would be a terrible omen if someone got rabies from a raccoon before the season started. 

Lock it down, groundskeeper guy, lock. it. down. 

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